girl friend experience
girl friend experience by Eddie O'Hair November 13, 2007
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Girlfriend Experience
When an escort offers a service more akin to a 'real' relationship rather than just sex. The escort may go with the payer to dinner / the movies etc and engage in conversation, kissing and so forth, before retiring for sex (as what might occur when dating). Men who indulge in such Girlfriend Experiences with escorts are said to be enjoying The Hobby.
It's get the Girlfriend Experience - I don't need to try to impress her - she'll come out with me on the town and later I get garunteed sex. But she is still a prostitute, it costs me." ... "What's the difference between that and when you were going out with my sister?
Girlfriend Experience by RevJ September 17, 2010
jewish girlfriend experience
The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.
Amber: So, what? you wanna party?
Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Amber: fuck you ass hole!
Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Amber: fuck you ass hole!
jewish girlfriend experience by ojo_tango July 6, 2021
Girlfriend Experience
The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.
Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!
OR
I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!
OR
I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!
Girlfriend Experience by str8up safe sex May 13, 2009
True girlfriend experience
True girlfriend experience by Albeaii July 16, 2018
The Girlfriend Experience
When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
The Girlfriend Experience by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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