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Gay in Five Years. If you know someone who is straight, but has the steriotypical gay voice,dress style, or interests to the degree that his sexuality may be called into question, he is a GIFY
"Sean is the perfect boyfriend. He loves going to the ballet, he dresses impeccibly, and never leaves me alone on a sunday night to watch the game."
-"Gee, Charlene, I'd be careful. It sounds Like you've got a Gify on your hands."
Gify by LenFlower September 10, 2006
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gay in five years. it’s no secret that most homophobic children become the very thing they sought to destroy- a raging homosexual. if someone called you a gify then you probably are gonna be gay soon. it’s too late for you. the gay is coming.
John: being gay is unnatural and wrong
Dan: shut up ur a gify
gify by Crutchie September 13, 2020
GIFY stands for Gay In Five Years. Typically used on social media for someone being extremely homophobic, it implies that they will come out in the near future.
Chad's being homophobic I bet hes GIFY
GIFY by GirlsAgianstAllCCSs July 6, 2020
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026