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Gay in Five Years. If you know someone who is straight, but has the steriotypical gay voice,dress style, or interests to the degree that his sexuality may be called into question, he is a GIFY
"Sean is the perfect boyfriend. He loves going to the ballet, he dresses impeccibly, and never leaves me alone on a sunday night to watch the game."
-"Gee, Charlene, I'd be careful. It sounds Like you've got a Gify on your hands."
Gify by LenFlower September 10, 2006
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gay in five years. it’s no secret that most homophobic children become the very thing they sought to destroy- a raging homosexual. if someone called you a gify then you probably are gonna be gay soon. it’s too late for you. the gay is coming.
John: being gay is unnatural and wrong
Dan: shut up ur a gify
gify by Crutchie September 13, 2020
GIFY stands for Gay In Five Years. Typically used on social media for someone being extremely homophobic, it implies that they will come out in the near future.
Chad's being homophobic I bet hes GIFY
GIFY by GirlsAgianstAllCCSs July 6, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012