Gift Wrapped

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When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.

Fat guy from mailroom: Hey man, I just gift wrapped the toilet.

Jacinto: Thanks for the warning...

Gift Wrapped by wtfnowaykthxbye August 23, 2008

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gift wrapped

When you and your girl both lay facing each other. She bends and spreads angling her vagina towards you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps hers around your back

Man I just gift wrapped my girl, we gone be fucking till Christmas!

gift wrapped by dickblaster December 28, 2015

Related Words

Gift Wrapped • gift-wraped alaskan log • GIFT • Gift of Gab • gift from god • gift giver • Gift Wrap • gift basket • gift card • gift crack

gift-wraped alaskan log

you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo

dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night

gift-wraped alaskan log by ButASS October 3, 2008

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026