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Gift Crack 

Crack Cocaine of low quality.

Not so bad that you wouldn't wish it on anyone, yet not good enough for your own upturned nose.
Biff: Preston, that loser from down the hall was back again tonight... he wanted to light up so I gave him some of your Gift Crack. Hope you don't mind.

Preston: No problem, Biff... that's what it's there for!
Gift Crack by SuburbanCowboy December 25, 2009

gift crack 

Gift giver of the female sex who knowingly furnishes presents that are insubstantial, cheap, and/or offensive.
Connie was a real gift crack this year. Not only did she recycle the ugly scarf she got last year, but it was worn!
gift crack by Ms. Fina December 24, 2009