ghost job

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"

Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!

by macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe July 11, 2009

ghost job

Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.

I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.

by ghost fan June 10, 2008

ghost job

An erection that has no real cause. There was no fantasizing, no touching, rubbing, etc. You just get an erection.

Nick: God dude! I was in church and I got the biggest ghost job ever!

Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...

by vaginaFREEDOM December 11, 2008

ghost job

When while performing fellacio from under the sheets, a woman apears to be a bobbing, pleasure-giving ghost.

Man, I was really freaked out this morning. I though there was an apparition in my room, but it was just my old lady giving me a suprise ghost job.

by thegrandbuzz November 30, 2009

Ghost Job

When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.

Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.

by lockenload23 August 08, 2016

Ghost Job

You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.

Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."

Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"

by dicknose May 07, 2014

Ghost job

Jobs that don't exist.

Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.

"Want a job bro?"

"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John"

by sarah280 November 10, 2011