ghost job 

while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.

Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"

Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!

ghost job by macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe July 12, 2009

Ghost Job 

When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.

Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.

Ghost Job by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

Ghost Job 

You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.

Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."

Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"

Ghost Job by dicknose May 6, 2014

ghost job 

Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.

I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.

ghost job by ghost fan June 10, 2008

Ghost job 

Jobs that don't exist.

Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.

"Want a job bro?"

"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John"

Ghost job by sarah280 November 10, 2011

Ghost Job 

A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com

Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?

Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.

Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??

Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.

Ghost Job by Davinci Fox December 30, 2009

Ghost Job 

The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons.

Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.

Ghost Job by Travis Henry September 26, 2008