The
ghetto smurf, is an ideal. It shows that men and smurfs can live together, co-exhisting together in the palace they call the
ghetto. Together with their technologies they create a better world for the rest of their smurfy kind.
This idealogical haven does have some drawbacks. A massive amount of funds is spent aquiring paint oils in which the slather themselves before a ritual. These rituals praise their demigod mush-mush. Their rituals consist of smurf-tackular womanizing among the human population. When a subject is scored upon a great feast is held. This is obviosly a rare occasion.
The
ghetto smurf high priest is normally defined by a birth mark in the shape of a green mushroom.
The
ghetto smrufs are often hassled by the human population. Partly because they are blue, and act in frequent bursts of ganster lamarity. Many different tribes of smurf inhabit
tea and
cookie factories all over the world particularily in india.
Famous smurfs known among us are:
Snap Inlayo
Crackle Ich Us
Pop Spears
as well us Trugfor Buk-Buk the
Tea Monster
We have discovered that the Boston Tea Party Act was, infact, a revolt against smurfkind. This insulted them, and drove them into underground mines and
tea sweat shops
