The art of hitting someone with any nearby object, animal or person.
Came about due to lack of professional weapons in ghettos or slums, thereby requiring for the assailant to use any available object.
Penny backtalked me at the carnival yesterday, so i picked up a midget and ghetto smacked that bitch back to Beirut.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'