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getting kicked in the balls 

some say getting kicked in the balls is not as bad as child birth. Well guess what it is scientifically proven the the pain of child birth is 57 del units of pain and getting kicked in the balls is fucking 9000 del units. so the answer is getting kicked in the balls is more painful. it is like giving birth 160 times and broking all of you bones at the same time. so short answer is FUCKING HURTS.
"hey did you hear that hunter got kicked in the balls"
" oh shit i feel bad for him and I wouldn't want to be him"

"getting kicked in the balls must suck"

getting kicked in the balls 

it doesn’t actually hurt that much. it’s just something us guys made up and exaggerated to gain attention and invalidate other people’s pain.
“getting kicked in the balls is the most over-exaggerated experience since the dawn of time”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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