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get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette
Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude
get a short by keith August 9, 2003

get off the short bus 

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.
Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

get some shorts 

"hey what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to get some shorts from this beezy."
get some shorts by gabe s. January 3, 2006

Get Low Shorts 

Shorts sold on the 08' Vans Warped Tour By the band All Time Low with the words GET LOW printed on the back.The shorts come in multiple bright colors and arew too often worn by people who do not need to.
ATL Fan 1:OMG I LUV YOUR SHORTS!!!WHERE'D YOU GET EM

ATL Fan 2:At Warped Tour!

ATL Fan 1:I want some Get Low Shorts
Get Low Shorts by Lyiasha October 30, 2008

Get it girl shorts

Shorts that show of the butt.Used to attract the opposite sex,they are very short mostly worn by girls between the ages of 13 and 26.
Jane:Sarah was wearing thse get it girl shorts yesterday.
Lana:Really?
Jane:Yeah,all the guys were checking her out!

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car