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1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 04, 2003
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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2
To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.
Let's go out and get retarded tonight at the bar.
by Timmy November 04, 2003
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To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.
'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'
by uncleboonie November 04, 2003
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To be come extremely inebriated, to the point of not having cognative ability or function.
I got a sack of good weed, lets get retarded.
by Anonymous November 03, 2003
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Do drink beyond reason.
To tie one one, to get get puzzled on brew, to go on a bender.
Dude, it's friday and my old lady's out of town, lets get retarded!
by Tuff Guy November 03, 2003
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Acting exaggerated about a scenerio to have fun. To get overly excited about a situation.
Lets go out to the club and get retarded. Uncle got retarded at his birthday bash.
by flowerpower44 May 18, 2019
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