Definitions by uncleboonie

stuffed shirt 

An overweight person

"Look at that stuffed shirt, ma nizzle!"

stuffed shirt by uncleboonie February 25, 2004

can of worms 

The Highlands of New Guinea's equivilant to a big mac.

(said in pidgeon english): "I was starving so I had a can of worms."

can of worms by uncleboonie February 15, 2004

stupid o'clock 

Something you say when an in-bred redneck asks you the time

In-bred redneck: "What's the time on that there portable counting clok you is wearing?"

You: "Stupid o'Clock."

stupid o'clock by uncleboonie February 15, 2004

get retarded

To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.

'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'

get retarded by uncleboonie November 4, 2003