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To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.
'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'
by uncleboonie November 04, 2003

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An overweight person
"Look at that stuffed shirt, ma nizzle!"
by uncleboonie February 25, 2004

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The Highlands of New Guinea's equivilant to a big mac.
(said in pidgeon english): "I was starving so I had a can of worms."
by uncleboonie February 15, 2004

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Something you say when an in-bred redneck asks you the time
In-bred redneck: "What's the time on that there portable counting clok you is wearing?"

You: "Stupid o'Clock."
by uncleboonie February 15, 2004

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