stuffed shirt

An overweight person

"Look at that stuffed shirt, ma nizzle!"

by uncleboonie February 25, 2004

stupid o'clock

Something you say when an in-bred redneck asks you the time

In-bred redneck: "What's the time on that there portable counting clok you is wearing?"

You: "Stupid o'Clock."

by uncleboonie February 15, 2004

get retarded

To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.

'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'

by uncleboonie November 04, 2003

can of worms

The Highlands of New Guinea's equivilant to a big mac.

(said in pidgeon english): "I was starving so I had a can of worms."

by uncleboonie February 15, 2004