The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
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It is a term that is used by wanna be gangsters A.K.A wangsters in the town of Fort Lee New Jersey. It is usually used after you make a move on a kid during a basketball game and you scored, or when you don't like a kid and you want to fight him. It is a stupid term like all the other stupid terms that Fort Lee kids make up. In simpler terms you are going to make the person your prison bitch.
Boy 1: (breaks kids ankles then dunks on him) Hey yooooo nigga get sonned mai nigga.

Boy 2: yo nigga shut up you got lucky mai nigga

Example 2

Boy 1: (wants to fight boy 2) Hey yo nigga fight me
Boy 2: Naah my nigga
Boy 1: why are you afraid to get sonned
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The act of channeling fists of fury in the MMO World of Warcraft.

Phrase coined by Taz
Alright guys i'm popping tiger eye brew and going hard. "GET FISTED SON" That hunter got fisted..... son
by BigpapaTaz March 3, 2014
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1.Frequently uttered by me when playing MW2 and Halo 3 when I pwn some noobs.

2.This phrase can also be used as support for someone else's insult.
1.YES!! I JUST GOT A MULTI KILL NOOB TUBE!! G3T 0WN3D SON!

2.Friend: Hellen Keller sings better than you!! (directed at 9 yr old on xbox)
Me: Yeah! Get Owned SOn!!!
by xINSANEx xMODZx September 12, 2010
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Used By the one and only coal man Bruce, The cage is the area out the back of the class were bruce sends ya
Son, get in the cage do you want A DETENTION
by Not Enough Coal October 21, 2016
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It is when you must disown your kid, he is a disappointment to your family and your bloodline, he not even get the a++++++++++++, so trash man, disown him else your bloodline corrupted.
Person 1: My son so good, he got the b minus
Asian man: YOUR SON GET THE B MINUS????? so trash, disown him.
by Snaukball January 28, 2022
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On August 28th it is Get Your Son Canes Day!!
"hey dad,did u know today u have to get me canes since it is Get your son canes day!"
by CHAPALALA August 26, 2022
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