Get sonned 

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.

*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

Get sonned by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

Get Sonned 

It is a term that is used by wanna be gangsters A.K.A wangsters in the town of Fort Lee New Jersey. It is usually used after you make a move on a kid during a basketball game and you scored, or when you don't like a kid and you want to fight him. It is a stupid term like all the other stupid terms that Fort Lee kids make up. In simpler terms you are going to make the person your prison bitch.

Boy 1: (breaks kids ankles then dunks on him) Hey yooooo nigga get sonned mai nigga.

Boy 2: yo nigga shut up you got lucky mai nigga

Example 2

Boy 1: (wants to fight boy 2) Hey yo nigga fight me
Boy 2: Naah my nigga
Boy 1: why are you afraid to get sonned

Get Sonned by fortlee sucks go cliffside November 29, 2011