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Big large enormous fat juicy testicle sack man with giant balls chiseled testicle mucsles and gray pubes that are orange at night and he makes all women fuck the nearest object for no determined reason
Man: "yesterday me and gesse-"
Every woman in 50 mile radius: *fucks hydrant*
GESSE by Gessethegod April 10, 2022
Words you can keep
A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019
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Gissel is a unique friend. She will laugh with you over nothing, will be there to cheer you up like a loyal golden retriever. Gissel´s tend to have beautiful big brown eyes, and a beautiful smile that makes you want to smile. They are Hard dedicated workers, task oriented.

They are very social and can get bored if left alone for a long time.. But this wont really happen since they tend to make friends very easily.. I mean who wouldn't want their very own Gissel . She uses contacts and glasses, either way she is beautiful. They are liked by everyone.

Dont feed them any hard alcohol. Gissel´s don't do well with it. They should stick to beer for your sake and mine.
Once you find a Gissel you should never let go because they are a real true blue friend you can count on for the big and small things in life.

Sweet, funny and thoughtful. Everyone should have a Gissel cause she is everything you could want in a girl friend.

She's so cool and stylish ..she deserves more than just 6 definitions on urban dictionary.Everyone will want her as a best friend.
Gissel
Gissel by flipper26 March 28, 2014
The act of borrowing any object from a friend with no intention of ever giving it back.
Hey what happened to all of your music CDs? Mike came over and Geseked them.

Hey Chris has a lot of DVDs lets go over and Gesek them!
Gesek by AG38205 January 18, 2013
It is a korean swear word meaning son of a bitch. Ge means dog and seki means child. However, you can't literally translate it into english and say YOU DOG CHILD because that doesn't sound like a fucking swear word. The implied meaning is son of a bitch.
John: Hi Arthur.
Arthur: Eat shit, Geseki.
geseki by prinka November 23, 2016

feed the geese 

V: The act of masturbating.
Oh, I really had to feed the geese this morning!
feed the geese by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003

Geyser Plugging 

Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.
Holy shit I am geyser plugging so badly right now, I need to get to a bathroom ASAP.
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B)
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A)
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B)
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