Geraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of Jesus. Though the Greek roots of Geraint is 'Geron' (meaning old), Geraint will always look half his age. Legend has it that Geraint can make any girl weak at the knees with a simple smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.

"Dude, is that Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Geraint."

Geraint by NotGeraint November 14, 2013

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Pounded like a rented gerbil

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

Pounded like a rented gerbil by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010

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