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Change the Gerbil 

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.
Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!
Change the Gerbil by will bitten September 13, 2017
A guy with elf ears, who actually looks like a chode. He will come to you in your sleep and fuck up your life.
Eden: Wait, no, come on, please don't Gen--
Gensil: Meerr. MEERR.
Gensil by B@dd3stB1tch0f@11T1m3 August 4, 2011

Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

Gerbil Hider 

One who places gerbils into the body for sexual pleasure.
He puts gerbils in his rectum. He is a gerbil hider.
Gerbil Hider by llcalejr April 29, 2019

Kevin the gerbil

Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party
That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.

The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated
Literally the sexiest man ever to walk the earth, he is cracked asf at kranker

can also be an adjective to describe someone with huge sex appeal
that guy is such a gersi
gersi by nothingtoseehere! February 8, 2021