gerraint

gerraint is the most beautiful person ever inside and out, hes always there for you and is the best person you’ll ever meet, he’ll change your life and turn you into the best version of yourself. You’re lucky to have gerraint in your life so if you do, hang onto him closely.

gerraint is amazing

by Ci July 2, 2023

Geraint

Geraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of Jesus. Though the Greek roots of Geraint is 'Geron' (meaning old), Geraint will always look half his age. Legend has it that Geraint can make any girl weak at the knees with a simple smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.

"Dude, is that Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Geraint."

by NotGeraint November 14, 2013

geraint

A Welsh name, meaning old man, belonging to me.

Geraint likes to say Tzonga

by Geraint Thomas April 16, 2004

Geraintanamo Bay

The closest thing to Hell you could imagine.

I sure hope I don't end up at Geraintanamo Bay! I hear there's a video of a creepy man dancing awkwardly while singing "The Eye of the Tiger" 24/7!

by sillygoose6969 February 16, 2022

Geraint

A specimen of extreme power who will anhialate anyone in his way. He will anhialate many other specimen of the coloured type aswell as some of the camp type

When I was on the computer in the common room Dan (camp type) was robbing my catchphrase so he was anhialated through the roof. Thus Geraint had shown his true power

by Daniel George December 24, 2007

Geraint

Geraint,is often the word that people use to decribe a bumlick.He has a limited selection of clothes and doesn't often wash.Another common feature of a Geraint is to often not where underwear.

steven:why is that boy following us.

Jacob:I don't no but he smells like shit.

Steven:What a Geraint

by Tony Blessingson March 23, 2009

Sneaky Geraint

Abandon friends for your own lift home; without telling anybody.

Don't tell anyone, but we're going for a Sneaky Geraint.

by LouisNJacko April 23, 2011