Germ-X 

Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.

Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.

Germ-X by B3URK April 9, 2011

Germ-X 

Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.

Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.

Yo, Jimmy! My hands are all sticky after I fondled. Gimme some o' that Germ-X!!

Germ-X by Olga R. January 5, 2009

germ-x 

1)Something you use to clean the inside of the computer
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.

1)I use germ-x to get rid of the dust in my computer tower.
2)I drank germ-x for my lunch

germ-x by charles thorn June 5, 2007

germ-x 

1)Something you use to clean the inside of the computer
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.

1)I use germ-x to get rid of the dust in my computer tower.
2)I drank germ-x for my lunch

germ-x by charles thorn June 5, 2007

Germ x lube 

When an emo needs lube so he can get it on with another emo.

The emo kid rubbed his nub with germ x lube

Germ x lube by CancerMurmer69 April 12, 2017

a Germ-X Percent 

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

a Germ-X Percent by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

It's Germ-x 

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.

It's Germ-x by Innocence. February 15, 2019