Germxn 

Stop Americanizing languages. Like so many other languages, like Spanish, German is a gendered language. Deal with it.

“Are you a Germxn?”
“A what?”
Germxn is wrong. It’s incorrect. It’s not even a word that exists within the German language. If you do not believe me, learn the damn language.

Germxn by Ahoomanman March 21, 2022

Germxn 

Please stop Americanizing languages. German is a gendered language. Deal with it.

Germxn is just wrong. The correct term is “German”. Why? Because Germans said so. Because the German language said so.

Germxn by Ahoomanman March 21, 2022

Germxn 

The gender neutral form of German.

Wierdo: "Are you Germxn?"
Me: *Stares at them confused*

Germxn by Eadthryth_E February 4, 2021

Germxn 

What some woke people think you should use instead of German because the latter word contains "man", despite that having nothing to do with gender. The same types of people usually think "German" is offensive because of the above reason, and that "Gerwoman" is a real word.

Similar efforts, though legitimate ones, are also used with languages with actual grammatical gender, ironically including German itself.

Person A: (makes some joke about Germans)
Woke person A: "Classic germxns"
Person A: "What does 'Germxns' mean?"
Woke person A: "It's a gender neutral version of 'German'."
Person A: "You're screwing with me right"
Woke person B: "No they're not"
Person B: "Ah, because Gerwoman is a word."
Woke person A: "Yes it is. Both of them are gendered language."
Woke person B: "Please just use Germxn, it's not hard."
Hilarity ensues.

Germxn by PLMMJ January 23, 2024

german science 

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.

Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!

german science by Horricule April 14, 2017

Germench 

A cross between German and French

He can speak germench fluently.

Germench by GTX Shadow February 24, 2011

Swamp German 

A resident of Holland. Derogatory?

We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.

Swamp German by the gerophile December 14, 2009