Leader of an ego-centric society, thinks thw world is his alone, and will do everything to conquer it. Also see Terrorist.
georges w. bush just launched a nuke on himself
by DeBuDGuY March 30, 2003
Also known as The Kid, Little Bush, Dubya and Rainman.
If you look under "puppet" in the dictionary, you'll find good old George. If you look under "puppetmaster" you find american multinational companies.
How a guy with his past could become president of the most heavily armed nation in the world is beyond me. He is a known criminal (deserter, DUI, drug abuse), not too bright (just listen to his speeches), and a little too much like his father.
He is also a symbol of a flawed electoral system. Not only did he get less votes than Gore and still win on number of states. Additionally the proceedings in Florida were so compromised that if it had happened in a third world nation there would be a new election within a couple of weeks, this time with UN inspectors.
By doing their every bidding, George W. Bush is a tool for large companies to get richer.
by FauSt_ April 2, 2003
One of the best stand-up comedians ever who accidentally ended up in politics.
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"This thaw -- took a while to thaw, it's going to take a while to unthaw." --George W. Bush, on liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La., Oct. 20, 2008

"Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2008

"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." --George W. Bush, in parting words to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown and French President Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008

"Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech." --George W. Bush, to Pope Benedict, Washington, D.C., April 15, 2008
by NeuroNoir May 16, 2009
With exercise and the right amount of fiber, what I hope I can do at least once a day.
By being able to george w. bush at least once per day, most of us can maintain good colon health well into old age.
by MushMouth January 31, 2008
World: WTF America
America: Sorry
World: You elected George W Bush twice
America: Yeah really really sorry.
by sonoferin741 February 9, 2012