A person containing personality traits similar to a douche bag, homo, and/or a bafufnick. These genuine asshole's usual dwell around rich, snobby towns such as, Glastonbury CT. One of the most well known "genuine asshole's] is Andrew Hasset, who currently lives in Glastonbury. These, "genuine asshole's", are very dangerous and will verbally attack anyone that they see. GA can also be used for the word, "genuine asshole".
guy: hey man, could you tell me how to get to the nearest gas station?
andrew hasset: wtf man. Get the fuck away from me before i call the cops.
guy:dude i just need some directions, you dont have to be such a genuine asshole about it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!