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Geezer Pleaser

One who satisfies the elderlys sexual needs
This guy I know is a huge geezer pleaser, He trolls the nurseing homes.
Geezer Pleaser by FlemNasty July 30, 2013

GEEZER PLEASER

A younger woman who carries on with an older man.
Gawd I can't believe Ronda. That fossil has to be sixty and she's twenty four. What a geezer pleaser!
GEEZER PLEASER by helmetshortbus September 23, 2010

Geezer pleaser

One who exchanges his liberties and freedoms for the temporary gratification of the elderly.
America shut down because the media has turned her citizens into a bunch of geezer pleasers.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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