geektwat

a geektwat is a person you hook up with even though they are kind of lame and you aren't that into them, and then they end up dumping you.

"I can't believe that geektwat just broke up with me. I was only dating him to be nice."

geektwat by r00ster January 27, 2007

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geekwater

Another name for coffee, usually (but not necessarily) in a less-than-premium state.

We're gonna need a lot of geekwater to get those TPS reports out on time!

geekwater by Aupajo August 1, 2007

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Geekwater

The biproduct of sitting in a leather computer chair all day where your sweat drains to puddle on or around your butt.

<Geek> I've been sitting here all day in a puddle of geekwater writing computer code!

Geekwater by [GUNr]RocketGib October 18, 2006

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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