geektwat 

a geektwat is a person you hook up with even though they are kind of lame and you aren't that into them, and then they end up dumping you.

"I can't believe that geektwat just broke up with me. I was only dating him to be nice."

geektwat by r00ster January 27, 2007

geekwater

Another name for coffee, usually (but not necessarily) in a less-than-premium state.

We're gonna need a lot of geekwater to get those TPS reports out on time!

geekwater by Aupajo August 1, 2007

Geekwater

The biproduct of sitting in a leather computer chair all day where your sweat drains to puddle on or around your butt.

<Geek> I've been sitting here all day in a puddle of geekwater writing computer code!

Geekwater by [GUNr]RocketGib October 18, 2006