The laughing stock of businesses in the PC world. Run by a bunch of idiots reading off Microsoft's website. Charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). Rivaled by Alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can't tell a graphics card from a sound card. Employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with PCs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogshit. Merged with Best Buy recently to become one ultimate corporate fuckstick. If you use Geek Squad you are a fucking idiot who doesn't deserve a PC and sucks major amounts of corporate dick.
Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.
See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.
Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.
See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.
The very fact that the Geek Squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.
by fuck you asshole May 06, 2007
by ohohohohohohoh May 03, 2007
Guhbean is apart of the geek squad.
by armic January 15, 2023
by Killa Cley May 28, 2006
Professionals who work out of Best Buy store; they'll fix your computer in~store or come to your home to fix it.
Dangit, my computer has a virus; now I need to call the Geek Squad to fix it! I know they'll do a good job. They're very knowledgeable.
by Starchylde May 21, 2016
New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.
Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!
by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004
A small computer tech store based in Minnesota that was bought by Best Buy. You can now find the Geek Squad in all Best Buy stores. If you wish to find one he or she will be wearing a white shirt, black slacks, and a tie with a Geek Squad Pin on it. With their supreme 1337-ness a Geek Squad agent will be able assist a customer with any computer crisis. Do not attempt to go to circuit city for a computer problem as they are too busy picking eachother's butts.
by Xx|Phantom|xX April 27, 2005