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a patriot fan that is so much of a fan that he would probs go gay for tom brady or any of the patriots players. this includes bill belichick.
Bobby: Hello
Luke: TOM BRADY IS THE GOAT !!!!! TOM BRADY IS THE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby: Oh no. It is a gaytriot.
gaytriot by ricky_real_rich January 24, 2019
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A homosexual who is a true patriot.
He was a flamboyant infantry man who died for his country; a true gaytriot.
Gaytriot by New Fred February 29, 2024
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Gaytriots 

the original intended name for the New England Patriots. The owners were enraged that the NFL wouldnt allow Gaytriots and thought that Patriots would be a more American name for the team, but the truth behind thier name still rings out each and every Sunday during the NFL season.....
"New England Gaytriots quarterback Tom Brady doesn't have any chubes."

"Tom Brady is a Pervert 5000."

"Bill Belichick is a slop tart."
Gaytriots by tdub05 November 9, 2009

gaytriotic 

Man, Jeff's looking very gaytriotic today!
gaytriotic by Mel April 21, 2005

gaytriotic 

Patriotism to the point of being gaudy and overelaborate; Like having 4th of July decorations up all year round or anything with stars, stripes, and sequin.
"Liberace wearing a red white and blue cowboy outfit is gaytriotic."

gaytriotic by DSeiser October 11, 2006

gaytriotism 

Having intense pride and superiority about your homosexuality. Similar to how someone could view ones country.
"Damn, Howard is really flaunting his gaytriotism with all those rainbow flags in his house constantly."

Gaytriatric 

Gay, pushin 30… just everything’s sore… ya fall asleep fine, wake up with a sore knee, stiff neck, fucked hip… gaytriatric.
Gurl… I can’t sit on the ground no more… shit makes me sore, I’m Gaytriatric.
Gaytriatric by Werecatgomew August 20, 2022
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