Someone who is straight that 'crashes' on gay affairs. They think they understand gay people but are generally just annoying and are very often women that want the novelty of a gay best friend.
"hi mike, can i come out wth you and paul tonight?"
"you know we're going to a gay club right?"
"yes"
"but you're straight"
"yes but i'm open. I'm not prejudice"
"no, you're just a gaycrasher"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.