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Gay-tard 

gay'-tard, adj. Combination of gay* and retard. Used derogatively to refer to someone who is acting gay* and in an idiotic or retarded fashion. The term is rarely used to refer to one's sexual orientation, but may be acceptable to use within certain groups (i.e. - a group of friends who are homosexual). The term is a development in the late 1990's, combining two slurs often heard in high school hallways, "retard" and "gay."
1. Get outta my way, you gay-tard.
2. Jesus, that man is a gay-tard. Can't he learn how to drive?
Gay-tard by late February 24, 2004

gay-tard 

when someone is a random mixture of retartedly dumb and homosexual. These so called gay-tards have arrogance for days so when you encounter them strutting around jumping over things and doing handstands in pools, use your gay-tard-dar and ignore them because they will ruin your day with homo erotic gayness.
Holy shit look at that gay-tard!!!

Damn dude is he trying to impress that girl by being a total douche turtle?

Jewish gay tard 

A happy homosexual special ed Jewish boy.
My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.
Jewish gay tard by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025

gay fuck tard

The worst insult my friend and I could think of calling someone. If someone calls you this I would consider never speaking again.
“Oh my god Jackie is such gay fuck tard”
gay fuck tard by anonymous February 26, 2024

Gay-tarded 

When a person is both gay and retarded at the same time.
Gay-tarded male: Do you want to go out sometime?
Other male: I don't roll that way, man.
Gay-tarded male: What do you mean...? (confused look)
Other male: You're gay-tarded!
Gay-tarded by computer*geek July 6, 2006

TARDIS gay 

adjective

Someone who does not appear as gay as he is i.e. he is gayer on inside then on the outside

see TARDIS
That man is TARDIS gay. I know he only looks a little fruity but I hear he sucks 10 cocks a day.
TARDIS gay by Nilus September 7, 2007
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