gay unicorn

A gay guy who's legitimately interested in finding and forming lasting relationships (friendships or otherwise). Typically attracted to intelligence and personality over beauty. Typically value open communication and insightful conversation about topics not necessarily involving all things gay or sex. Typically attractive, but overlooked. Usually the nice guy who's almost always friendzoned before even being considered for a relationship. Often the one person gays WANT to find, but also the same person they REFUSE to find... (Mr. Right or Mr. Right Someday vs. Mr. Right Now)

GayGuy1: Hey, you got pics?? ;)
GayGuy2: How about we meet first and see if we click??
GG1: Whoa! A gay unicorn!? (if they were to actually respond at all, which is rare)

gay unicorn by Sebaba June 7, 2016

Gay Unicorn

You are on all fours, and a male straddles your head with each testicle covering an eye. And he is erect

I gave my boyfriend a Gay Unicorn and it was amazing

Gay Unicorn by DaLion713 April 30, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004