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The Gay Sock

The "Gay Sock" is the sock that is always missing on laundry day, usually because it's been thrown behind a dresser or hidden under a mattress after being "Used".
"Guy wants to mess around, take things aint his? slap him with " The Gay Sock".
by theluckiestboyintheworld December 28, 2011
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Gay socks

If a boy called Harley has sex or any sexual contact with a boy it is classed as gay
by Gaymaslestor March 27, 2019
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Gay Sock Rules

1) When in the company of the same sex, having your socks off is considered homosexual.
2) Socks should be on at all times when in the company of the same sex to be considered heterosexual. No exceptions.
Person 1: Bro have you heard about the gay sock rules?

Person 2: Yeah man, I always wear socks when im around the guys. I’m not gay.
by Adam/Eve/Steve January 16, 2019
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