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Gay Bestfriend 

The gay bestfriend is, most likely, not gay at all, but rather a victim of douchebag theory which has chosen to be friendzoned in hopes of becoming friends with benefits, most likely things will not work out for this guy.
Joe: So how are things between you and Michelle?
Nerd: She's still with Chad, but I'm her gay bestfriend now.
Joe: tough break...
Gay Bestfriend by Cosban June 29, 2011
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Gay Bestfriend 

A gay bestfriend is someone who usually is not gay, but gets friendzoned by females he was/is interested in. In the other case of them actually being homosexual, then they are there to give compliments to the females that have befriended them.
Travis: Yo man Jaice is definitely the gay bestfriend.
Jesus: Bib
Jaice(gay bestfriend): GUYS SHUT UP I AM NOT THE GAY BESTFRIEND!
Gay Bestfriend by TacoHurdles February 15, 2019

gay_bestfriend_6 

They are an amazing tiktoker. He posts different types of content depending on how xe feels. Xe goes by any pronouns but prefers he/they/it/xe
gay_bestfriend_6 is amazing.

Straight Gay Bestfriend 

It’s like a girl’s gay best friend except he’s actually straight and the girl knows this but they have no interest in dating each other
Grace: Are you and Ryan dating or a thing?
Frances: No he’s my straight gay bestfriend!!

Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend 

A guy that is actually straight but gets friendzoned by all of his female friends and is treated as their gay bestfriend. The girl treats him as if he's their gay bestfriend despite the fact that he may want to actually have feelings or atraction towards her.
Joseph: Yo, how you gonna be hugging and cuddle up with all those girls but never do shit further with them.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.

Gay Best Friend Game

When a guy tries to get with girls by acting like their gay best friend. They all love him, and then he goes in for the kill
Zach talks to all the girls about their feelings and then tries to get with them. He spits that Gay Best Friend Game

Gay Best Friend Day 

Takes place on June 30. A day where you celebrate your gay best friend.
Today is June 30th it’s Gay Best Friend Day!!
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