gay attack

When a normally straight person is strongly attracted to a person of the same sex.

*averagely attractive girl walks by*
lily: woah she's sooo beautiful!!"
lily's mind: WAIT WHY IS MY HEART BEATING?? no... I'm not gay I'm just intimated because she's prettier then me..

*attractive girl walks up*

lily's mind: fuck fuck fuck fuck she's so pretty wait no no no no agghhghh I'VE NEVER THIS BEFORE FOR A GIRL WHAT IS THIS???!! Am I having a gay attack?.. yeAH that's explains it..?

by r3v3nger September 09, 2018

gay attack

the art of being so gay that you cant even think straight;)

nina: oh my god chelsea that girl that just walked by was so beautiful i think im in love with her honestly if she wanted to marry me i wouldn't even think about it i would take a bullet for her i-
i think im having a gay attack

by moonfaery October 17, 2019

Gay Panic Attack

Definition accustomed to queer folks who love women but can be applied to all the LGBTQ+ community:
The moment when you see a beautiful woman and you just get overwhelmed by her beauty so instead of figuring out what to do next, your brain gets stuck into a loop of aggressively internally screaming WOMAN.

Friend: Why didn't you talk to her if you found her attractive.
Me: I couldn't, I was having a Gay Panic Attack.

by Karine Grey November 10, 2019

Gay panic attack

An overwhelming sensation of feelings for fictional character of the same sex to the point of anxiety and panic ensues

Friend: Dude what were doing

You: I had a gay panic attack over *insert character*

by Kim Kam January 20, 2019

Gru Gay attack

A discord commonplace post used to insult the target by calling them gay typically in the form of an image.

If they unsuccessfully parry the insult the are permanently dubbed gay until being cured.

Guy 1: "posts Gru Gay attack @Guy2#0001"

Guy 2: "Well frick. I can't think of any way to parry that. I guess I'm gay now."

Guy 1: "Lel. Such a gerdon."

by BruhMomentAscendancy March 28, 2020