gawktopus

A woman who has given bj's to 8 guys at a time.

Did you see the gawktopus in the back room? She was giving blowies to 8 guys.

by roundeyemcgee May 1, 2022

Awktopus

a very awkward moment

Oh wow, That was a Awktopus....

by 123456RAD January 6, 2012

Awktopus

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?
Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

by LOL POSSUMS October 28, 2007