Skip to main content

gavin oakes 

Gavin Oakes is Mt Morgan's "most dedicated and prestige worker" (not).

He loves to pick on any guy who talks to any girl he likes even though the girl is 14 and he is over 40. He makes everything about him and how hard he works, yet makes dumb excuses to get out of work or to make you do his work. If anyone else is receiving help, he has a sook over it and complains about how that person receives all the help. He is very loyal to the Store Manager, the butchers and his father (fruit and veg Manager) defending them against anything and doing whatever they ask.

However when they go away he begins to talk them down. He hates working Tuesdays, as he gets stuck doing his job and crushing boxes.

He also hates Friday afternoon cause the Supervisor is apparently always chatting up girls and always talking to them in the office and hanging out with them afterwork. He also hates doing fruit and vegetables on his own and often complains about how he has to do it all.

He loves a cold bottle of Coke, or Oak ice coffee along with a bag of chips or something hot from the baymaree. He also love look at big breasts from some of the females even though most of them are under-age.

He is always avoiding certain single mothers in the town who have used him for his money. He like to talk about all the people he hates when they walk past and judge everyone, based on how they look or where they put their trolleys and park their car.
Person 1: "Theres a great special on at IGA."

Person 2: "Gavin Oakes isn't a great special."
gavin oakes by Sodyaj13 January 12, 2022
gavin oakes mug front
Get the gavin oakes mug.
See more merch
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016