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gavin oakes 

Gavin Oakes is Mt Morgan's "most dedicated and prestige worker" (not).

He loves to pick on any guy who talks to any girl he likes even though the girl is 14 and he is over 40. He makes everything about him and how hard he works, yet makes dumb excuses to get out of work or to make you do his work. If anyone else is receiving help, he has a sook over it and complains about how that person receives all the help. He is very loyal to the Store Manager, the butchers and his father (fruit and veg Manager) defending them against anything and doing whatever they ask.

However when they go away he begins to talk them down. He hates working Tuesdays, as he gets stuck doing his job and crushing boxes.

He also hates Friday afternoon cause the Supervisor is apparently always chatting up girls and always talking to them in the office and hanging out with them afterwork. He also hates doing fruit and vegetables on his own and often complains about how he has to do it all.

He loves a cold bottle of Coke, or Oak ice coffee along with a bag of chips or something hot from the baymaree. He also love look at big breasts from some of the females even though most of them are under-age.

He is always avoiding certain single mothers in the town who have used him for his money. He like to talk about all the people he hates when they walk past and judge everyone, based on how they look or where they put their trolleys and park their car.
Person 1: "Theres a great special on at IGA."

Person 2: "Gavin Oakes isn't a great special."
gavin oakes by Sodyaj13 January 12, 2022
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