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Gave It Up

What nerds and retards call losing their virginity.
Chick 1: So what did you guys do last night?
Chick 2: I gave it up to him.
Chick 1: You sound like a god damn retard when you say it like that.
Gave It Up by apfunction December 8, 2009

I gave it up for lent

One of the best ways to get out of something you don't want to do.

P.S. Only can be used for 40 days before easter.
"John, wanna go to the mall with me :D?" -Annoying ugly girl
"I gave it up for lent"-John
"Oh well in that case nevermind."-Annoying ugly girl

"Brian, take out the trash."-Your mom
"Sorry i gave it up for lent"-Brian
"Damn being a Christian -_-"-Your mom

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016