the most swag internet boyfriend who never gaslights anyone (it’s all in your head 🙄)who is hot and has a milf obsession.he has the sexist meme page ever and is the hottest person alive 🤤😩
the coolest person ever. the best account on instagram. makes funny memes. the funniest lad you will ever meet. he is sleeping with your mom. he might be the guy with the green eyed girlfriend. he has funny cup. he loves lil peep. he is an EPIC gamer. don’t mess with him. everyone loves him and you do too.
ur mom: i found a new lover…
you: oh no it’s not-
ur mom: yes, it’s @gaslightgamerbf
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.