gashon

A guy with a freakishly long dong

Did you here about his gashon... looked like a f*ckin retarded snake.

by Retarded lion November 23, 2016

gashnitzed and gashnizzled

when something is all fouled up or has gone completely awry

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

Gastonk

Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’

Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!

by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020

gashing out

Phrase used as a reason to back out of attending an event when you don't have a reason

Adam: Michael, are you coming to the pub tonight?

Michael: I'm gashing out tonight

by CoolerthanDenard November 20, 2013

Gaston Trailer Park

Another name for a Crystal Meth Lab.

Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.

by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010