snappin gyro 

extremely physicaly fit pussy

man my girl friends best friend has a snappin gyro

snappin gyro by mike simpson May 12, 2003

Sloppy Gyro 

When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat

“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”

Sloppy Gyro by Shadow546 June 19, 2019

snapping gyro 

The vagina of a woman with excellent control of the pubococcygeous muscles. Typically, the woman can squeeze these muscles to tighten around her partner's penis during intercourse, squeezing it for added pleasure for the man. A woman can strengthen the PC muscles with Kegel exercises.

The head cheerleader is smoking hot, but she's a real dead fuck. Now, Ugly Wanda looks like a pile of steaming shit, but she's got a snapping gyro.

snapping gyro by RSTvideo February 3, 2008

gyrosexual 

someone who gets horny for green things

Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo

gyrosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017

Gyrosexual 

A person with a strong sexual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green

Matthew you can't shove a green marker up your asshole! YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

Gyrosexual by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

safety gyros 

A Greek kebab consumed whilst extremely drunk to prevent a hangover or other ugly consequences

I'm absolutely fucked I'm going for a safety gyros

safety gyros by tbarty June 12, 2021

Gyrosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.

Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)

Gyrosexual by GyrosexualDegenerate January 21, 2017