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Garshnit 

1.A hybrid when a penguin rapes a panda and it comes out a kitten.

2.A loser or someone who pisses you off.

3.someone who was given birth to from their mother being raped.

4. First offencive word that comes to mind when insulting someone.
I saw an amazing documentary on discovery channel last night a penguin raped this panda and then a kitten came out it fucking moved me!

Person 1:You are such a...a...a garshnit!
Person 2 wow I am so offended you probably just made that up.

I prefer not to talk about the fact that I am a garshnit.
Garshnit by Crick&Ivy!! July 8, 2009
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