Garshnit 

1.A hybrid when a penguin rapes a panda and it comes out a kitten.

2.A loser or someone who pisses you off.

3.someone who was given birth to from their mother being raped.

4. First offencive word that comes to mind when insulting someone.

I saw an amazing documentary on discovery channel last night a penguin raped this panda and then a kitten came out it fucking moved me!

Person 1:You are such a...a...a garshnit!
Person 2 wow I am so offended you probably just made that up.

I prefer not to talk about the fact that I am a garshnit.

Garshnit by Crick&Ivy!! July 8, 2009

gashnitzed and gashnizzled 

when something is all fouled up or has gone completely awry

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

gashnitzed and gashnizzled by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020