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garropolo 

the QB on the 49ers that throws the ball but it lags in the air so he throws a pick
i saw jimmy garropolo in the bedroom with ben shaw and he threw his balls into his anus but it lagged so he missed

jimmy g be throwing more picks than a tiki mask bruh

garropolo is like if a wanker had a seizure while fucking himself
garropolo by balec December 23, 2021
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Grrropolis 

1. A grunt or moan inducing town or city.

2. Slang nomenclature for the city of Grand Rapids, Michigan.

3. A rock band from Grand Rapids, MI
Girl 1 : "The city snow plow just plowed in my car, and now I have to dig it out!"

Girl 2 : "Ohhh, grrropolis"
Grrropolis by jeffynthedrunks December 31, 2008

Jimmy Garoppolo 

Decent qb that always chockes in big games and game winning drives
Jimmy Garoppolo by Patchito March 8, 2022

Jimmy Garappolo 

the 49ers QB and he made alexis texas tap out with his long shlong
aye do you now the guy that's so sexy he made alexis texas tap out, Jimmy Garappolo was his name
Jimmy Garappolo by YT Tenpo November 13, 2019

Himmy Garoppolo 

This occurs when Jimmy G plays like Jesus. He only does it once every 36 games so it’s a very big deal.
WOWZERS it’s Himmy Garoppolo WITH THE PERFECT DEAP BALL!
Himmy Garoppolo by Ada in Dee s October 20, 2022

garofolo 

Ouch your stretching my garofolo
garofolo by Hello ttavis December 21, 2016
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