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Speedy Gonebaldez

A middle aged or elderly man in a fancy sports car speeding around, often recklessly and dangerously, trying to recapture his youth.
"Hey, that old dude just cut me off! Stupid Speedy Gonebaldez!"

Girl 1: "Ooo, look at that hot car!"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Oh wait, never mind - do you see that toupee flapping in the wind? It's just another Speedy Gonebaldez."
Speedy Gonebaldez by AJ@UD September 24, 2009
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Gazebalo 

The correct spelling of gazebo. There is some contention among scholars as to whether gazebo or gondola was the correct term to refer to the small structures designed to give shade in gardens. However the leading expert coined a new term, Gazebalo, that has since been adopted as the official word across the globe.
Hey let's go hang out in that Gazebalo over there.
Gazebalo by Spoopydino September 24, 2021
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gaseball 

the correct name for the sport of baseball, which is gay.
My friend Andrew plays on the highschool gaseball team. He showers with men for fun.
gaseball by baseballgay March 17, 2010

Gareballs 

The urban legend of Gareballs, the only man who has survived being boned by a Rhino. Further legend states he enjoyed it so much he went back for sloppy seconds.
Hey, did you hear the legend of Gareballs?
Gareballs by DiskoBAT January 2, 2019

garebaldhie 

mysterious but easygoing boy. excellent at Informatics. had a lot friends. good at math. you have a good music taste too on your spotify playlist. such an organizatoris boy. 8/10 at maintain friends. sometimes when you at your lowest value or got kinda demot things, believe that you'll past ur badtime immediately (as u did on past).
*huh wish he didn't read this shits
"oh hey Garebaldhie, dont even hack this shits just tryna find me okay hahaha" sadly u might never knew me :')
garebaldhie by 0163 November 22, 2021
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026