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Speedy Gonebaldez

A middle aged or elderly man in a fancy sports car speeding around, often recklessly and dangerously, trying to recapture his youth.
"Hey, that old dude just cut me off! Stupid Speedy Gonebaldez!"

Girl 1: "Ooo, look at that hot car!"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Oh wait, never mind - do you see that toupee flapping in the wind? It's just another Speedy Gonebaldez."
Speedy Gonebaldez by AJ@UD September 24, 2009
Words you can keep

Gazebalo 

The correct spelling of gazebo. There is some contention among scholars as to whether gazebo or gondola was the correct term to refer to the small structures designed to give shade in gardens. However the leading expert coined a new term, Gazebalo, that has since been adopted as the official word across the globe.
Hey let's go hang out in that Gazebalo over there.
Gazebalo by Spoopydino September 24, 2021

gaseball 

the correct name for the sport of baseball, which is gay.
My friend Andrew plays on the highschool gaseball team. He showers with men for fun.
gaseball by baseballgay March 17, 2010

Gareballs 

The urban legend of Gareballs, the only man who has survived being boned by a Rhino. Further legend states he enjoyed it so much he went back for sloppy seconds.
Hey, did you hear the legend of Gareballs?
Gareballs by DiskoBAT January 2, 2019

garebaldhie 

mysterious but easygoing boy. excellent at Informatics. had a lot friends. good at math. you have a good music taste too on your spotify playlist. such an organizatoris boy. 8/10 at maintain friends. sometimes when you at your lowest value or got kinda demot things, believe that you'll past ur badtime immediately (as u did on past).
*huh wish he didn't read this shits
"oh hey Garebaldhie, dont even hack this shits just tryna find me okay hahaha" sadly u might never knew me :')
garebaldhie by 0163 November 22, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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