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Speedy Gonebaldez

A middle aged or elderly man in a fancy sports car speeding around, often recklessly and dangerously, trying to recapture his youth.
"Hey, that old dude just cut me off! Stupid Speedy Gonebaldez!"

Girl 1: "Ooo, look at that hot car!"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Oh wait, never mind - do you see that toupee flapping in the wind? It's just another Speedy Gonebaldez."
Speedy Gonebaldez by AJ@UD September 24, 2009
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Gazebalo 

The correct spelling of gazebo. There is some contention among scholars as to whether gazebo or gondola was the correct term to refer to the small structures designed to give shade in gardens. However the leading expert coined a new term, Gazebalo, that has since been adopted as the official word across the globe.
Hey let's go hang out in that Gazebalo over there.
Gazebalo by Spoopydino September 24, 2021
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gaseball 

the correct name for the sport of baseball, which is gay.
My friend Andrew plays on the highschool gaseball team. He showers with men for fun.
gaseball by baseballgay March 17, 2010

Gareballs 

The urban legend of Gareballs, the only man who has survived being boned by a Rhino. Further legend states he enjoyed it so much he went back for sloppy seconds.
Hey, did you hear the legend of Gareballs?
Gareballs by DiskoBAT January 2, 2019

garebaldhie 

mysterious but easygoing boy. excellent at Informatics. had a lot friends. good at math. you have a good music taste too on your spotify playlist. such an organizatoris boy. 8/10 at maintain friends. sometimes when you at your lowest value or got kinda demot things, believe that you'll past ur badtime immediately (as u did on past).
*huh wish he didn't read this shits
"oh hey Garebaldhie, dont even hack this shits just tryna find me okay hahaha" sadly u might never knew me :')
garebaldhie by 0163 November 22, 2021