gamble on a fart

-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.

I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.

by m-o-r-o May 28, 2009

Gamble fart

The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.

Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.

by CharlieCamelCase May 04, 2017