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Galleoning 

The sexual act where one defecates on a partner's face, then proceeds to rub said faecal matter into the face with a back and forth motion of the buttocks. The buttock cleavage should form a groove into which the nose slots, providing a guide for this motion.

This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".
Jim: "Hey Randy, you know what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?"

Randy: "Don't tell me, galleoning?"
Galleoning by SirReginald January 14, 2011
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Gallerying 

Participating, individually or with a group of people, in the more active aspects of visiting art galleries. The verb encompasses both visiting galleries and criticising artworks regardless the styles of art.
A: "What have you done this weekend?"
Y: " I was gallerying with Jimmy in Mayfair"
Gallerying by Alb.ita June 2, 2018

Gallering 

Participating, individually or with a group of people, in the more active aspects of visiting art galleries. The verb encompasses both visiting galleries and criticising artworks regardless the styles of art.
A: "What have you done this weekend?"
Y: "I was gallering with Jimmy in Mayfair"
Gallering by Alb.ita June 2, 2018