Gallowboarding: when you notice that every gif or photo on the reddit Front Page is a GallowBoob post so you don't want to watch them, but you watch them all anyway because they look interesting, and then notice you lost an hour of time because he managed to get an hour's worth of 15 second gifs on the Front Page.
"fuck, I just got Gallowboarded again. Spent an hour watching every gif on the Front Page only to realize they're all from Gallowboob"
"Gallowboarding is my favorite pasime" - GallowBoob
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"