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In the gaming world, a gajboon is a player that others may consider talented, but who is in fact a skilless fop.
He's a dirty, no good, slimy gajboon.
gajboon by Spliff June 24, 2005
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1. A semi-erect phallus which thereby inhibits comfortable urination.

2. A derogatory term for a person/s, which matches the definition stated in 1.
1. "damnit.. i just tried to take a piss, but i've got a gaboona!!"

2. "you're a fkn gaboona :/"
Gaboona by perverse & crispy October 31, 2004
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Someone who gives anti-clockwise rimjobs more than twice a week.
Hey Dan, drinks on you this week for being a Gayboon .
gayboon by Gayboon97 November 14, 2016
In Texas, they call black people the slang word "garboon"
Hey garboon, get your monkey ass over here!
garboon by Chuck April 17, 2004
A garboon is a more specific racist term than words such as "nigger" or "coon". It refers to large black men (or women?) with particularly stereotypically "black" features, the likes of which would be found in a racist portrayal, e.g. enormous lips, wide and flat nose, extreme prognathism. Possible etymologies include the word "baboon" and "Gabon" (an African country) and the fact that the word sounds like some species of ape.
Did you see that garboon with the horizontal vagina of a mouth on his face?
garboon by Reneg@de November 19, 2007

gabooning 

To sniff a recently used seat. This practice specifically refers to bicycle seat sniffing, though can refer to any seat. It is also usual practice to gaboon a seat that has been sat on by another, preferably unknown to yourself, person.
I feel like gabooning the sweatiest bicycle.
gabooning by N. Hodgson January 14, 2008
South Texas slang for black males. Thought to be combination of "ne-GAR + "ba-BOON"
"Yo', guard, hey homes, gotta smoke?"
"For fucksakes, NO! You garboons ain't smart enough to play with fire"
garboon by oz_420 April 18, 2006
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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