Gabbo

a symbolic term for something new, used to drum up curiosity-based excitement; exploiting the deliberate lack of information by instilling a desire to *have* more information.

"Gabbo is coming .. in 2 days!"

by graycloak May 6, 2009

gabbo

A puppett who will tell us what to do and thinks all children are SOB's.

Gabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!

by ACG2x January 31, 2004

GABBO

He is the strongest of people all over the earth. He is appalled at the stupidity of his classmates and rules over them with an iron sceptre. His intellect is beyond the comprehension of our minds and he demonstrates this by flexing. He has a heart of stone and cheapshots ruthlessly to anyone he deems worthy of his level. Once he gets them out he replies with the phrases, 'it was your fault', or, 'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahawhha' and shows them no mercy. He has also been on this Earth for millions of years, which explains why he is so evolved when compared to us petty humans. He roars occasionally like so, "Roooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!" , this is probably due to the fact of his dinosaur genes.

I am The GABBO," ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by yahhhhh, that's hot. May 29, 2019

Gabbo

The release of seminal fluids in an entertaining fashion.

I gabboed all over her face.

by Nicoli Kornichefky February 7, 2004

gabbo

A counter-strike player who tends to go afk just before the game goes lo3 even on lan. More often than not of Hispanic descent, trends toward chubby, and may be seen going 0-12 each half.

Oh goddamnit, is Gabbo afk AGAIN? Screw it, lets just go live, he'd only die anyway.

by Tank! June 27, 2004

gabbo

An idiot, a fool, an imbecile.

He got 8 out of 126 in a test! What a gabbo!

by Acting the Fool September 18, 2006

Gabbo

"Gabbo" is a colloquial term used to describe an individual who consciously or inadvertently abandons opportunities for career advancement in their field of study in favor of pursuing employment in an industry that bears little or no relation to their acquired degree. This person typically disregards the potential for further practical experience and development within their chosen academic discipline and opts instead to work in an unrelated sector, often for reasons such as being retarded, hugely gay, or general laziness. The term "gabbo" conveys a sense of retardation and a departure from a more conventional career path, which may lead to long-term consequences for their professional growth and opportunities.

Guy1:Wow, that guy sure is retarded!
Guy2: Yeah, what a fuckin' gabbo

by Daddy_KZ September 8, 2023