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fuzz bumper

1. A mustache or less commonly the two or three day growth of pubic hair after shaving
1. Look at the fuzz bumper on that asshole
fuzz bumper by JP408 June 29, 2007

fuzz bumpers 

lesbians. Stemming from the "bumping" of the fuzzy, pubic area of two women.
Going to the gay pride parade we'll definitely see some fuzz bumpers.
fuzz bumpers by I don't know June 29, 2002

fuzzbumper 

Lakeshia may be smokin' hot, but the word is that she's a fuzzbumper.
fuzzbumper by Moisty Towelette April 8, 2005

fuzzybumper 

fuzzybumper by Anonymous October 3, 2003

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026