Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.

"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."

Roommate's Futon Method by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008

Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky

Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.

Sheets on the futon by LlSS April 21, 2008

cum-stained futon 

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

cum-stained futon by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009

cum-stained futon  

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

cum-stained futon by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

Fulton science academy 

the nerdy school where the coolest person in the world, Ariana attends.

WOW! I can't believe Ariana goes to such a nerd school. She is too cool for Fulton Science Academy!!

Fulton science academy by bestpersonintheworld38845859 February 25, 2021

fulton high school 

A cool high school in Missouri

I go to Fulton high school

fulton high school by Lil boaty August 26, 2021

Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson 

House of the forename. is the first name. called the forename. But in definition named in Hope I byde.

House of the second name. is the middle name called the second name. But in definition named esse quam videri.

House of the surname. is the last name called the surname. By father But. In definition named the Ancient Arms of,

House of the surname. is the last name called the surname. By mother. But. In definition named Vincit Qui we vincit

Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson. The Forename House of " In Hope I byde, esse quam videri, the Ancient Arms of, Vincit Qui we vincit " is the surname of house @ IN THE USA.

Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, HM December 18, 2020