A small couch that is very difficult to engage in sexual activity due to the risk of rolling off onto the floor. Can also be used as slang in noun verb or adjective form meaning “risky” or “stupid”.
by Jonydo March 4, 2018
A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.
Strictly more comfortable than being couched
Strictly more comfortable than being couched
"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "
"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"
"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"
by HelpIlostmysocks February 29, 2016